Part awards ceremony, part cocktail party, part Eskimo dogsled ride with
a dash of bitters, The "O" Awards include the annual "Running of the Publisher" Event (see above), proving that they're the most fun you can illegally have with your clothes off.

July 14th at Universal City, CA at AVN Novelty Expo 2009. Batteries not included.

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Many will lose, some will win. Already recognized as the most distinguished accolade in the history of Western Civilization, The "O" Awards honors outstanding achievements in the following categories:

» Best Phthalate-Saturated Sex Toy
» Best "For Novelty Use Only" Item
   That's Not Really "For Novelty
   Use Only"
» Best Buttplug In The Likeness
   Of A World Leader
» Best Dong That Will Melt In Your
   Nightstand Drawer
» Best Expedient Marketing Lie
» Best Thing That We Cannot Figure
   Out How To Use
» Best Silicone Product Made
   of Something Else Entirely
» Best Inflatable Animal
» Best Cock Ring That Doubles
   As A Headband
» Best Chinese Knock-Off
 
If you have products you'd like to pre-nominate for these categories, email oprenom@avn.com with name and business information.

> Request pre-nom consideration


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